What Nobody Told Me 11 Years Ago About Becoming a Dad.

I am the first to admit that I post a lot of family pictures on social media.  We may be that family you hate on Facebook… Plenty of comments, bloopers, and check-in’s with my kids on whatever adventures we may be undertaking.  However, I don’t make a habit of posting the challenging times, when the kids are fighting, not listening, and falling off their bikes.  So, it’s not unusual to get comments from social media friends that they suspect my family is the ultimate parenting experience, just another slice of paradise.  When I hear comments like “You’re such a great parent, you do so much with your kids” I do cringe inside. And must remind people that what they see on Social Media is not an accurate reflection of my families every day life, far from it. In fact, there are days when I wonder how I got into this parenting deal, and I feel totally ill equipped for the journey I am on.  Thank God I have other Dad’s in my life that remind me that I am not alone. They share their similar experiences.  And I often wonder why nobody warned me about what I was getting myself into?  Okay, they probably did, but I wasn’t listening, so I already know where my kids got their listening skills. Those of you who know me, already expect plenty of sarcasm here, and know that I have no regrets in becoming a Dad.  But here are a few things I didn’t know before this parenting adventure started.

1. I knew that parents were often tired. I didn’t know that my sleep patterns that I had enjoyed for 40 years would be changed, apparently forever!  I think “baby monitors” may have been one of the worst inventions ever. I suspect this device did a great job to insure my wife and I never had a full nights’ sleep for the first 2 years of each of our kid’s life.  

As a parent you already develop a keen sense of hearing, that I guess is nature's way to help you be the caregiver you need to be.  Baby makes a peep and the parental radar responds.  The baby monitor exploited that already keen sense by putting that speaker 3 feet from my head in our bedroom.  Now not only would a baby cry wake me, but every crib squeak, cough or heavy breath was amplified. The result being either jumping out of bed to attend, or laying in bed wide awake listening for more evidence of distress, wondering if your partner also heard and might get up this time. And inevitably feeling guilty for not jumping up right away. In hindsight I wonder if the baby monitors are a help or hinderance.  Combine the amplified baby monitor issues, with the normal parenting challenges of kids getting sick, falling out of bed, having nightmares, wetting the bed during potty training, and just knocking on our door at 5 am, asking if it’s “wake up time” yet. The result is the once nightly ritual of a solid uninterrupted 8 hours of sleep is just a distant memory. 

2. I had no idea that having “me time” or some solo space would be so challenging as a parent. Admittedly I was a little late to get into parenting game, with the firstborn arriving on the scene when I was already 41, and the next arriving 6 years later. 

One could argue that I should have been “more ready” as I had enjoyed over 20 years of adulthood to “sow my wild oats” so to speak.  However, as an involved father, the ability to eek out some solo adult time is more challenging than I had expected.  Perhaps the biggest hindrance is me… Who knew that the bond to my kids would be so strong that I want to be apart of so much of what they do.  Who knew that the guilt would be so strong, when saddling my more than capable partner with the full parenting duties, so I can grab a few hours on my bike? Go away for a weekend with the boys? Not for this dad.  Admittedly this has started to improve as my kids have gotten older. My now 10 year old son doesn’t actually want to spend all waking hours with me, he has friends of his own now. And my 4 year old daughter is happy to hang out with Mom.  But I can still be struck with guilt as I sneak quietly out of the back yard with cycling shorts on, bike ready to go, and my son comes busting in, with a “can I come?”   Is "no" an option?

   

3. I do know that I wasn’t the perfect child, but I don’t remember growing up with the daily arguments in our home. I was not prepared to have children that were apparently born knowing everything, or more accurately, believing they know everything.  I remember the old saying: “When I was 14 I couldn’t believe how dumb my dad was, when I was 20 I couldn’t believe how much he had learned in 6 years.”  My question is; do I have to wait 20 years before my kids stop arguing with me about everything?  The arguments are often preceded by the REPETITION of the same request 26 TIMES…such as “brush your teeth” or “eat your dinner” or “flush the toilet!” the common reply of course is “I know!” And “Why are you yelling at me.” And of course with full activation of the victim card. My kid’s teachers tell me my kids are smart, they do well in school. But apparently the ability to remember to flush the toilet, or turn off a light,  is not a measurement of intellect.

4. My wife and I knew that the spontaneity of our social life would take a big hit when we had kids.  

Who knew that baby sitters were so expensive and hard to find? Who knew that having NO extended family nearby would have such an impact. Who knew that planning visits to friends had to work around naptimes and bedtimes?  Who knew that we would be perpetually tired so that “date nights” mean falling asleep in the movie theatre and still being in bed by 10:30pm.

But I can say I really had no understanding of how much our social life, or lack there of, would change. Who knew that despite best efforts it’s

  just too much to stay up to midnight to ring in the New Year?! ZZZZzzzzz.

Undoubtedly, these are all “first world” complaints, and written with tongue planted in cheek.  I can say that on an almost daily basis I am grateful that I don’t have to do the parenting thing alone. I take my hat off to all the single parents out there doing it all on their own, day in and day out.  Any single parent would read this blog with some massive eye rolls I’m sure. (if they had time)   I’m also grateful for all the time, energy and patience my parents bestowed on me when I was a kid, and now do with their grandkids.  And I am grateful for other parenting bloggers and friends that share their experiences with humour and hope.  

Resistance is Essential...

Perhaps since the beginning of time, parents have wanted the world to be a better place for their kids. I know it’s not a new phenomenon for parents to be concerned about the state of the world. However, I have to say my anxiety has certainly ramped up in the past few years. Maybe I spend too much time on social media, and the real world has not really changed that much…but it sure feels different now than it did a short while ago.

I hate to mention his name, because I am so tired of hearing about the latest craziness, day in and day out, since the last American general election.  Unfortunately burying my head in the sand isn’t an option when I have to live in a connected world, AND raise two young kids in this atmosphere. So what’s changed?

I am fully aware that the world was a far from perfect place long before DT became the so called leader of the free world. But we seem to have entered a new era where a backlash against progress is gaining momentum, and people seem to now feel free to openly show their racism, sexism and intolerance.  Hate is no longer something to keep hidden, but should be celebrated and shouted from the streets, and of course on Twitter, and the on line comments section of every Main Stream Media site.   Not everyone is open about their hatred, the Internet has created many “keyboard warriors” that can spout hate from the anonymous safety of their basements and living rooms.  But there sure is a plethora of it out there these days…in our face every day.

I guess I was naive to think that things were getting better, and that my daughter would have it easier than my mother or her mother in our society.  We go back to 1921 in Canada, 1920 in the U.S.  when some women were given the right to vote, and the first female M.P. was elected… you would think that in almost 100 years this would be accepted as a norm. Not if you’re Richard Spencer, a white supremacist, who not only is a racist, but not surprisingly doesn’t believe women should have the right to vote either. He believes America is for White Men period. This guy was left to the fringe before Trump, but now is being “normalized” by the mainstream media as the current U.S. administration legitimises the fringe haters.    

I grew up in a time where our leaders, not without their flaws, took the higher road and challenged us to be better, challenged the ignorance, brought education to counter fear of the new and the different.  It was a time where borders and walls were things we worked to tear down, not to build new ones.  A Republican President even offered a challenge to his cold war counter- part to “tear down this wall”. And it did come down.  Now we have Brexit in Britain, and POTUS promising to build a wall along the Mexican border, and tearing up international trade agreements.  We now have leaders openly challenging scientific theory with convenient opinions and conspiracy theories.  So called “leaders” are now dismissing education and the educated as “elitists”.  So apparently it’s now a bad thing to educate oneself with recognised methodology.  Are we really going down the “facts don’t matter” road?  We shouldn’t be too smug in Canada, Toronto had its’ own taste of it with Rob Ford and Ezra Levant. The modus operandi of this ilk, is that the message need not be true, but if repeated often enough with conviction it would get normalised and treated as an “alternative fact”.  Which of course is total bull shit, but the media has repeatedly fallen for this trap.  Giving Alex Jones and Steve Bannon free prime time air time to spout their agendas is proof of the media’s abandonment of journalistic principles.

I took my young son to Detroit last summer and in the Henry Ford Museum I was able to talk to him about segregation and human rights, showing him the bus Rosa Parks made famous, and water fountains marked clearly for “whites” and “coloureds”. I was able to explain to him that the struggles and protests were not about bus seats or fountains, but the right to be treated equally.  But today POTUS challenges people’s right to protest peacefully as unpatriotic and treasonous, unless you are a white supremacist.

We see the movie industry reeling from the bad publicity that Harvey Weinstein abused his power for decades, exploiting and sexually abusing young women.  For decades it was covered up and tolerated by many. Weinstein was not alone, nor is the movie industry. Excuses abound, and the comment sections abound with belligerent messages blaming the victims, rather than the actual perpetrators.  But then again, the current U.S. President was caught on audio tape admitting to the same behaviour and he went on to be elected to the highest office in the country. His chief opponent was a woman, who faced incredible intimidation and misogyny throughout the lengthy campaign and beyond.  How do I explain that to my daughter?   

I find it very sad that women today feel the need to post #MeToo and share their stories, for fear of sliding further backwards.  I find it troubling that my black friends are distrusting of our police, and are harassed for being of colour while driving “nice” cars.  I find it troubling that my friends of various religions, feel increasingly vulnerable and segregated.  The Quebec “Burka Ban” is a clear example of pandering to fear and ignorance, instead of providing true leadership and education.

So as a parent, and largely a part of the silent decent majority (I hope), I am finding I can no longer just sit quietly when the hate and ignorance erupts around me. My kids are watching…and if there is ever a need for “modelling behaviour” as a parent, it’s now. For example it happened this summer at the sidelines of my kids soccer practise, where 1 parent began with the hate talk against immigrants and refugees followed by some clearly racist remarks. In the past I likely would have remained silent. I would not get involved as this was rare right? Well now I believe this behaviour and attitude must be challenged.  I spoke up and pointed out that I was the product of immigrants, as are most Canadians. I also pointed out “facts” about where crime etc., actually originated. I wasn’t angry but I was firm and unwavering, and after I spoke up, others joined in to support me. That parent was not seen for the remainder of the summer practises.

 Apparently the haters have found their platforms, along with some high profile supporters and have some wind in their sails. But all is not lost. At one level this glut of hate may pay off in the long run, at least now much of the hate and ignorance has been exposed. We now know the scope of the work ahead. If we can challenge the lies, educate those around them, do the next right thing and VOTE… we have a fighting chance.               

The Truth About Immigrants & Refugees!

In case you are wondering…I am a Canadian but born to immigrants. If you think immigrants and refugees are to blame for the ills of the world, I suggest you find a different blog to read.  Yes, I was born in Toronto 50 years ago but my Parents came here from Berlin Germany…as immigrants.

The recent events south of the border with the newly elected administration that thrives on #AlternativeFacts is sobering. Now with the horrific shooting at a Mosque in Quebec, I am reminded of the ever present undercurrent of ignorance, racism and just plain old fashioned hate that is present in our society. This negative undercurrent has been encouraged and is rapidly being “normalized” making it more important than ever for the rest of us to speak our truth. I have grown tired of the internet trolls and alt right political activists inciting hate toward the most vulnerable in our world, refugees of war and immigrants. It’s time to share the truth about what these people have contributed to this country…and it’s not terrorism.  It’s also not bloated welfare rolls or burdens on the Employment Insurance system…despite what some viral emails and Facebook posts may proclaim.

I was at a funeral last week for a good man, he was a business owner, a tradesmen, a father, husband, grandfather, uncle or to some of us an “Onkel” and a very proud Canadian. BTW he was also an immigrant.  During the eulogy his daughter mentioned his arrival in Canada in the 1950’s and his intention of living the “Canadian experience”.  And for the next 60+ years he did just that. I was lucky enough to know this man; he was a big part of my youth.  He was my Dad’s oldest and best friend and his neighbour for many of those 60 years.

They shared much in common, they married strong German women. They both had immigrated from a war torn Germany, had seen far more human cruelty and horror than any young person should endure. Both came to this country to leave behind the horror and wreckage of war, to start again in a new land that promised opportunity and freedom.  

As many may know Berlin was bombed heavily by the allies. My mother as a youngster was evacuated from Berlin to be sheltered from the bombing; my great grandmother was detained by the Nazis for refusing to say Heil Hitler on the streets of Berlin.  My Father was just 16 as the war came to end and had just received his draft papers in the mail. My Grandfather put them back in the mailbox with “addressee unknown” to buy some time. He had already lost one son to the war.  My father had already been captured by the Russian army as a civilian and had escaped while being sent to Russia. He doesn’t like talking about this time, but has shared some bone chilling memories of hiding from Russian soldiers and watching while they torched a town, and witnessed many other atrocities of an invading army. Sights no 15 year old should see.

My father’s parents were from East Berlin, the Russian controlled post war sector that would be eventually be part of Communist East Germany.  My family chose to abandon the family home in the East in favour of living in the democratic west.  They experienced first-hand what it was like to have a city, a people, and a country divided by a wall. This wall stood for decades, separating families and a nation. 

My parents were married in January of 1957 and a few short weeks boarded a ship destined for Canada. Why did they leave? They left a country that had been physically decimated by war, demoralized and divided by the cold war.  Berlin was in the epicenter of the Cold War.  After a week+  at sea they landed at Pier 21 in Halifax.  From Halifax they travelled by train to Toronto. They had a few suitcases and perhaps a few hundred dollars…and great hope to start a new life in a country free of war.  They also arrived in a country that 12 years before had been at war with Germany, but still Canada opened its’ doors to Germans to emigrate. In fact the Canadian gov’t recruited Germans, as they had the foresight to know that the German people were hard working, educated and skilled labourers.  A young country like Canada needed a workforce to grow to its potential. A people that a dozen years before had been the enemy were now being welcomed to come…and stay. My parents came and stayed. They found work, became Canadian citizens, never missed an election, started a business. It’s been 60 years now and the family has grown. They had 2 children and now have 4 grandchildren, and will soon have a great grandchild.

I am one of those children. Born in Scarborough but raised in small town Ontario.  My parents decided to leave Toronto in 1969, opting for country life in Haliburton.  Two families that had become friends in Toronto, both with similar stories moved to Haliburton together and were the only immigrants of German decent to choose to live in Haliburton.  And in true Canadian fashion they were accepted and in due course they too became ‘locals’. 

I don’t want to imply that this story is all sunshine and lollipops. Of course there were bumps on the road. Difficult economic times, feelings of not belonging are part of the story. But with perseverance the negative experiences were overcome.  At times we pretend that Canada is free of prejudice and hate, that everyone here gets treated fairly with equal opportunities. That of course is not true. We have our blemishes and faults.  I know that the kids of Syrian refugees will be subjected to racist and ignorant comments from their peers and may experience it as adults as well. We have work to do here…  I grew up in the 1970’s and 80’s and there were times on the playground that I was called a “Nazi” or “the enemy” and I know these comments didn’t originate with the kids, but with what they overheard at the dinner table. Kids are not born hating, it’s learned.  Fortunately in my case those comments were not the norm and I grew up feeling like I belonged here. I also had the “advantage’ of being white and of Christian descent so could blend in more easily.

So what did I hear at our dinner table as a kid?  There was and is plenty of political talk. I was told of the dangers of extreme Nationalism. I was told that the complacency of the electorate could lead to nasty consequences. I was told that war was a horrifying experience and that perhaps if politicians had to go to the front lines perhaps they would find ways to work out differences peacefully. I was told that isolationism lead to ignorance and intolerance, and that a free and accessible education system was the ticket for the lower classes to succeed. I was told not to accept things at face value and to look a little deeper for facts and then make up my own mind.  All those lessons have served me well, and I hope to pass them on to my kids. And I will teach my kids to be proud that their Grandparents were immigrants.

So once again I ask, let’s put the hate to bed. Get to know your neighbours no matter what their colour, race or religion might be. Put out your hand in friendship. They will value your friendship while they’re working hard… so their kids have it better than they did…

The Road to Adoption Part 2!

Dec 31^st was the 2^nd anniversary of my daughter’s arrival. It was about a year ago I wrote about our journey to get our daughter.   http://www.babypost.com/parents/parenting/our-road-adoption  In December we will mark 2 years since we were blessed with the arrival of a 10 month baby girl, yes the same one that today is the tricycle dare devil and queen of the question “Why?”

 Now with 2 years under our belt, with an adopted child in our midst am I an expert on Adoption? Not in the least…I can only share our journey with you. Our first child was born 8 years ago, and was placed into my arms at the old Women’s College Hospital moments after he was born. We had 9 months to prepare for his arrival.  Of course that experience was very different than getting a phone call from our Children’s Aid worker with the remark. “We have a match!”  But in both cases the emotions were powerful. Simultaneously there was anticipation, joy and fear.  The sense of powerlessness over all the unknowns was at times a little overwhelming.   When you have a child born to you, the only information you have leading up to the birth is from the few medical tests during the pregnancy.  When you are about to adopt you sit down with multiple people from Children’s Aid and they share as much medical history as they can find about the child, and the child’s parents.  Suddenly this becomes a decision not only of the heart but of the mind.  In our case we also had a young son to consider in the equation.  Our case worker was very cautious about showing us a picture of the child, as she felt once a photo was seen by us, we would definitely be swayed more by the heart than the mind.   As we sat in that first “discovery meeting” it was rather surreal to be discussing a child in this manner. In hindsight I wonder if any information would have changed our minds…I am pretty sure we were “all in” before we entered the room.

I suppose every parents experience with adoption is as unique as each child. I can only speak from my experience that our entry into becoming Adoptive parents was pretty magical. It was a classic case of hurry up and wait.  After about 4 years of paperwork and interviews we had begun to give up hope that the process would work.  But finally a single phone call launched a 3 week whirlwind of activity. And of course an emotional roller coaster ride.  Circumstances dictated that we would have to move quickly. Within 3 weeks we went from reviewing a file to this little girl coming home for keeps.

Our little girl was extremely blessed to have had a wonderful foster mother that was her care giver from almost the beginning of her life.  She is an amazing lady who we are lucky enough to have as a friend to this day.  We met our daughter for the first time in this ladies home.  I had forgotten what it was like to hold a 10 month old baby. But the instincts soon returned.  Our next meeting a day or 2 later included our son. I remember the moment we told him that a sister had been found. He lit up like a billboard and jumped up and down in glee.  We had wondered how our 6 year old would react to meeting his new sister. From day one this little girl has brought out the best in him, you won’t find a prouder big brother. It all went remarkably easy. If you don’t count the mad rush to turn a “spare room” into a nursery and meet the entire Children’s Aid regulations.   All this in the midst of holding down jobs and preparing for Christmas, because we got the call in mid- December!

We went from a few short visits to the Foster parents home, to visits in our home, than unsupervised all day visits, to an overnight visit and then voila…she came home for good, all in the span of 3 weeks.  Our experience with Children’s Aid at this part of our journey was quite positive.  Some of the safety regulations seemed ridiculous but we complied…this was a very small price to pay.  It is rather ironic that we had been able to keep our son alive for 6 years with no major calamities but now we were required to bolt all our furniture to the walls and move all our cleaning supplies from a locked kitchen cabinet to an unlocked room in the basement.  On many of these tedious details the CAS was very rigorous, but after our initial meetings with our daughter they really stepped back and let us be a family with minimal contact. From when our daughter arrived to stay, it was just over a year before we got the final court order that she was legally our daughter. Until that time she was technically still in the custody of the Children’s Aid Society.  What this meant was that once a month we were paid a scheduled visit by our Children’s Aid case worker.  Perhaps we were lucky, but our worker was a veteran that clearly is in the right profession. She demonstrated the optimum balance between professional and personal advice. Always supportive, never judgemental, the visits were informative and informal and we weren’t made to feel like we were being “policed”.  In our case, our worker is also our neighbour…living a block away. So we still meet in the grocery store and at the bakery.  

Anytime a child arrives it marks major changes in the family, and of course an adopted child is no exception.  We were concerned about what impact this would have on our son. He had been the center of our universe for 6 years and was the golden grandchild. However he had desperately wanted a sibling, and perhaps helped speed the process when he bluntly told our case worker a few years into the process that … “this is taking a REALLY long time!” She was kind of taken aback by his emotion and I saw a tear in the corner of her eye. 

  His adjustment to a new sister went far better than expected.  He handled the excitement and a whirlwind 3 week period quite well.  He did have a few bumps at school in the following months, mostly with a bit of attention seeking behaviour, but it was short lived.  From day one the 2 have been pretty much inseparable.  Even the foster mother and our case worker remarked that the bond between the 2 seemed almost immediate.  From the first visit she wanted to be with him and crawled over to play with him, and it’s been that way ever since. Despite an almost 6 year age gap, whatever he does…she also wants to do.  Whether it’s jumping off the diving board into the pool or playing soccer, she is only a few steps behind.

Another major change for this Dad was the decision to take the parental leave, to be a “stay at home dad.” I give my employer credit for handling this with grace. While he had been aware of our quest for adoption he had only a few weeks warning that I would be gone for 10 months.  I have written extensively about this journey on this site, and it indeed was a life changing time.  As trying as the process can be, I can now say that I have no regrets and cannot imagine my daughter not being here. She is no less my child than my son. Both are absolutes in my heart…no matter how frustrating they can be on a particular day when they won’t eat dinner or brush their teeth.

I went to an after school “beatbox” event with my son.  By this time he had become a veteran big brother.  During the show the kids were asked questions and at one point they were asked to raise their hands if they had a younger sibling. My son’s arm shot up like a rocket, and he turned to find me in the audience to make eye contact. We did…and that beaming smile said it all. As we learned in our adoption parenting sessions “families are formed in many different ways”.  In the end it’s not the how or the why that matters…simply, we are family.  

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The World According To Trump? No Thank You! 

As published on Babypost.com November  2016

It’s easy at the moment to look at the U.S. election campaign and think “I’m glad that’s not us!” We watch Saturday Night Live mock Donald Trump and we laugh at our neighbours.

 But maybe we should not be quite so glib or self-righteous. I honestly wonder what kind of society my kids are going to grow up in when I read the news every day. What appears to be a dumbing down of our politics and appealing to a lower common denominator, rather than leaders trying to elevate the debate, is happening here too.

I never wanted to be the person that constantly said “back in my day,” or worse, refer to “the good old days” as if it was the time of enlightenment. I grew up in the 70s and 80s, and history tells us there were problems and we got a lot of things wrong. But there were some things which seemed untouchable and reassuringly constant. Many of these things seem to be in question today. And largely, I think we are the worse for it.

Yes, there were some private schools in earlier decades, but they were largely using a similar curriculum and simply provided better facilities for those that could afford it. The fundamentals, like the belief in science, were givens. The fact most of us were jammed into an imperfect public system was in many ways the great equalizer. I was the child of immigrants, yet I got the same education as the third generation Canadian lawyer’s kid that lived down the street. It made us largely colour blind. Now we see challenges to the curriculum, suggesting religious studies should be treated the same as science, with Creationism taught alongside the Theory of Evolution. Except that Creationism is a story, while Evolution is a scientifically proven theory.

We had health classes, and yes the teachers did venture into what today is controversial for some—the dreaded Sex Education. I am glad it was addressed in schools, as it was not something my Dad wanted to talk about. And today I want my kids to be properly educated about their bodies, what is right and wrong, what’s socially acceptable and what’s not. I will certainly try to create a home environment where the kids feel safe to bring their questions home. But sometimes it’s easier to talk to somebody who is not your Dad. Unfortunately, many hardcore religious zealots would like to see this muted.

Over the past 50 years in Canada, we witnessed some incredible health advances that largely saw major diseases disappear or shrink drastically. Who remembers an iron lung from polio victims, or small pox outbreaks, or even mumps and measles? But now we have the internet, and we give a voice to people that have no real credentials, like a former Playboy Bunny, and suddenly vaccinations are evil. Now we see childhood diseases returning because people choose to believe conspiracy theorists over countless scientific studies. When did we get to the ‘facts don’t matter’ era? Do we leave the health of our kids in the hands of scientifically educated doctors or a B-list actor? In Peel region alone last year, 8400 kids faced suspension for not having vaccinations up to date—the same schools my children attend.

I remember vividly as a kid my meetings with police officers. They came to visit the schools and let kids climb in the police cruisers, they came to the fairs and carnivals with their horses and let us feed them carrots. Our parents and teachers taught us that the police were our friends and were there to help us if we ever were lost. My son is in Grade 3 now, and I don’t remember the police paying an educational visit to the school. We have the police in Peel defending a policy of carding, where people are stopped and questioned without cause and files are kept, again without cause. Then we wonder why there are growing trust issues with our youth, ethnic groups, and the police.

In the last Canadian Federal Election, we saw some of the fear-based, often fact free, policies promoted. My favourite was the proposed Hotline for “Barbaric Cultural Practices”. How do I explain that to my 8-year-old? Fortunately, this time around Canadians rejected this divisive approach and embraced what has been the traditional Canadian approach. But even now we have a candidate pitching an immigration policy that would include a means test of “Canadian Values”. And what exactly would those be? Tolerance, acceptance, and inclusiveness have been our goal, or at least that’s what I was taught. But it seems kind of ironic that a proposed test does the exact opposite.

Before we laugh too hard about Trump we should remember the era of Mayor Ford. Where facts didn’t matter either, and the policy of simply repeating a lie over and over was deemed to be okay. We have a very tired government and an opposition party that may or may not repeal the long overdue sex-ed curriculum, plus some other hard right ideas imported from our southern neighbours. 

This didn’t start with Donald Trump—he is just today’s flag bearer for those who want to take us backward, whether it be women’s rights, gay rights or racial equality. But for the sake of our kids, it’s never been more important to be involved in our communities and let the voices of tolerance, compassion, science, education, and equality, be heard loud and clear.    

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The Big 5-0: How Being A Late Bloomer Helped Me Be A Better Father

Mike Wedmann celebrates a significant birthday and looks back at his lifelong penchant for hitting milestones at a more leisurely pace than his peers.

by Michael Wedmann

One of my favourite comedians, Jim Gaffigan, wrote a book titled 'Daddy Is Fat'. Today I am wondering if I wrote a book, would it be called 'Daddy is Old'? This crazy talk comes as my 50th birthday rapidly approaches and I finally get my two kids (two and eight) to bed. The thing is, I’m ready for bed too…and it’s only 8.30 pm on Monday night. Would I be this tired if I were turning 35? I have to wonder.

I don’t intend this piece to sound like a complaint. It’s not. It’s no accident that I became a dad for the first time at 42, and again 6 years later. But that is not to say I don’t at times wonder how things would have looked if these opportunities came when I was younger. I had a great visit on the weekend with a buddy that was my roommate in University. My son was with me and we all went for a great scenic bike ride around Niagara Falls. We’ve been good friends for 30 years. and I was the MC at his wedding almost 25 years ago. His daughter turned 20 on Sunday. I remember being at the baptism of this child 19 years ago. At the time I wondered how people managed to pull off this family thing, with all the responsibility and challenges. Most of my friends from my University days went on to have kids in the usual way… in their early 30’s.  A dozen years later this same friend was my best man when I finally decided that I might be able to pull off being a husband, and just maybe, a family man. I do admit that I wondered if I had left it too late.

Today, while many of my long-time friends (I don’t want to call them old) are now dealing with university tuitions and car payments for their kids, my commitments are for daycare payments and swimming lessons. While many long-time friends are looking at retirement plans in the not too distant future…I don’t see that anywhere on the radar.  I am heartened when I am at the playground with my kids and another Dad arrives with grey hair and laugh lines.

But the truth of the matter is, I’ve been a late bloomer on many things in my life, so why not in the parenting field? I was a confirmed bachelor in my twenties, too busy, too self-centered, and too immature for a meaningful relationship at that age. Today I’m grateful that I didn’t have kids at that time, I was nowhere near ready to be a dad or a husband. A family at that time would have been a train wreck.

In my 30’s I began to figure out who I was and what I wanted my life to look like, but it took a bit of time to get those pieces to fall into place.   After all, I had to find a partner that would go along with my craziness. And honestly, when I was 35 I thought I had tons of time ahead of me. I had yet to experience that phenomena my parents talked about; how time goes faster the older you get! When I was a kid the summer seemed endless, at 40 it was a long season, and as I approached 50 this summer it seemed like a long weekend! There are still summer activities I want to tackle and it’s October!   

So what does 50 look and feel like for this dad?  Well at the moment I am still able to keep up with my youngsters. While others have been plagued with bad knees and hips, so far I have dodged that bullet and remain in good health. No ailments that the odd Advil won’t fix. Now we hope that scenario continues indefinitely. But strangely, now that I approach 50, my brain has this wonderful habit of creating a little paranoia around relatively harmless ailments. At 40 I was invincible and unstoppable, at 50 a lingering cough from a cold could be lung disease? A sore knee for a day may be chronic arthritis? That indigestion after the 4 slices of pizza could be a heart attack? So far none of the above has transpired. And while I admit those crazy thoughts surface occasionally, I don’t act on them as I know they are not necessarily rational. It is just a new consciousness of my mortality. At 50 we are no longer middle aged…

I wish I could say I was in the best shape of my life, but that is not the case. But on that note, I will say having two young kids is an incentive to try harder. When I was 40 I decided to start cycling again. it started with short rides around the neighbourhood. On my 48th birthday, I did a 48 km ride. On my 49th birthday I did the 60 km Tour de Mississauga, and in the days before my 50th birthday, I even managed an 80km cycle. Like I said, I’ve always been a late bloomer.

My weekends are always action packed. My eight-year-old just graduated to yet another bigger and faster bicycle this weekend. My two-year-old, anxious to compete with her big brother, is now zipping down sidewalks on a tricycle (with Dad running behind). In the days ahead we will need to find her some skates, because if big brother is skating the little one won’t be far behind. Let’s see how my back holds out on the rink teaching another short one how to skate.

Weekdays are busy with the challenge of getting everyone out of the house on time and off to school and daycare and work. Evenings are about getting dinner ready while still having enough time for play and outdoor time if possible. Sometime after that comes laundry, cleaning the pool, and other grown up chores. Throw in some road trips to the family cottage and grandparent visits, and just maybe a date night once in a while.  Yes, it’s a busy life.

So would I have it any other way? The short answer is no. My life is not without its challenges but coming home to the happy shouts of “DADDY DADDY” does a lot to alleviate those tough moments and days. Even today I am not known for boundless patience. But it’s a far cry from the epic short fuse I had in my 20s. I don’t know that I would have had the temperament in my 20s to work with my son on a school project to create a working toy school bus using only parts we could retrieve from our recycling bin.  Even in my 30s, I don’t know if I could have been a Stay at Home Dad for a year, which I did a few short years ago. That was perhaps one of the best years of my life.  So while turning 50 has its negatives, in my experience, I like myself more now than I did 20 years ago. I believe that level of self-confidence and comfort in my own skin makes me a far better father now than I could have been as a younger man.

So perhaps things happened exactly at the right time. And just maybe I’m not as concerned about being a dad at 50 as I am wondering what it will be like when I’m 60?